Life as it is to be!

Life is as it is to be!!!!! --( M here means for MANU...)




I was thinkin.. quite wierd.. me and think.. 2 diifrent worlds as such!!1

Why is the world so static.. I mean its so defined ..

Sometimes I have this feeling that people are going out of my life..and the strangest part of it is that these people are the ones who you hold close to the heart.. The enemies stay and keep u in their plans.

Life is like a cycle.. I mean. how vunerable were we. as Kids.. and we grow.. Time never stops.. though we wished..

U always wonder why dosent time stop.. be it schooling years.. maybe ur first kiss.. ur college years... But then atleast all humans stand united . on why time aint flying..when we work in a corporate world.

SOmetimes when one leaves.. it leaves me so incomplete.. even if I havent known him for long. I have that bad habit of isolating myself from worlds I hate. For eg, A gal I loved.. I had to do things that kept me goin on and carryin on .. Even if that meant I kept myself apart from my best friends who she was in touch with. I DON;T regret it .. but sometimes inside , I feel that I have lost what I have earned.. and ..carrying on.. dosent find a meaning.. ONE have to start all over.

I havent slept for days.. thanks to the work.. and maybe thats why my mind is weaker than the body..

Sometimes makes u wonder.. if one marries as well.. how can u say the love is fake..and its forced upon to the belief that he or she has embarked on a mission..and to keep the mission alive.. u have to lie to urself.

Ok, I do believe..without Love , one is incomplete.. Be it love for a human being or some common thing.. Its just a reason tolook forward to ..somewhere ..some distance.

Thats why.. I always say look at kids.. u learn many things new.. their love is so pure. I mean when they call u chachan..come and play with us.. and makes u do all the stupid thing ... that makes u want to laugh at urself.. u atleast find urself so happy at those moments.

But then the worst thing happens.. They grow up..and such unadultrated Innocence.. goes away.. and the next thing u know is you are old.


There are people who crawl up2 when u have a decent job..and earn good money..where were these buggers when u wanted a help.. maybe a hand on ur shoulder to tell u ..carry on.. U willl find what u seek!!!

I just want to sleep..sleep.. get into that world of dreams where u know.. u will find peace.
This world is goin on a fast pace.. and the worst thing sometimes u feel like a handicapped.. I mean..where are all these people runnin..2.. what are they gainin out of all thse.. monetary happinesss..

Gosh.. i want to take my anger out on someone.. only if there was someone whom I cud hang on the wall naked..and use the feather treatment. make him laugh .. ticklin him with a feather.. till she pleads..to kill her...hmm


..WHATS THE POINT OF ADVISIN ME.. THERE IS A SAYIN IN MALAYALAM..
"" UNCLE DONT BEAT ME.. THERE IS NO USE.. I WONT IMPROVE.. """

OR WAS IT THIS SAYING

" A PERSON WITH JAUNDICE WILL ONLY SEE YELLOW""

Sometimes.. I get that happy feeling when i talk to my team leader.. he teaches me well..and we crack jokes.. lol.. YEA.. those fake lauhs to compliment his jokes mite get me a good raise.. on my pay in this months apraisal.

damm the departments are blaming each other for the network failure.. this is how the diagram goes to..

Department 1...blames Department 2..which inturns blames Department 3..( and since there are no other people to blame..) ..department 3 finds the local.. bangladesh cleaners.to blame.. saying its all their fault.. they cleaned the place and strangles the wires which made some non defined error in inter galatic measurement which made the network..go haywire..

And since the bangladeshis cleaners dont understand.. the inter galatic part..and goes in the assumption that they goin to get Galaxy chocalates.. say yes.. and hence .. Problems solved for technical guys..sad .. But hey thats the world.. AND thats how things work....

Anyways.. thast it from me.. I am kinda runing out of ideas.. I did compliments from people about the articles I write that dosnet contain profanity or vulgarisms..well I think its 1 or 2 compliments.. I got .. buy hey that number is better than 0.

I was like hintin,..Mom.. I mite want to take a week off..go to europe..relaz.. change of weather.. and there they go.. why dont u do it as a honeymoon trip... I am like.. screw everythin.. I rather furnish my room and stay alone...and make a entrance and exit from my window.. so I can call it a tree house..

Anyways..God bless u World..

take care
this is IJV.. signin off........

Dreams, Reality and Bloggs

If Martin Luther can have a dream.. so can I. So who cares. that his dream is more globalized... in rooms..as posters..pencil boxed...tiffin box.. damm.. i cant take the tiffin box thing.

So here I am .. AT work.. Thinking.. where do I see myself in next 5 years.
The usual question u get to answer at the interviews... I mean.. quite a stupid question.. what goes in my mind that time.. is ' I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY GALS WAITIN FOR ME OUTSIRE..AND U ASK ME WHAT I SEE IN 5 YEARS TIME'...TRUST ME I DONT SEE MYSELF WOKRING FOR YOUR COMPANY..

Anyways.. I do ask myself that question this very moment...
and first thing that comes to my eenie meenie head is..

1) Travel around the world.. skip Usa.. Hate that place
2) Get lost....use the maps.. which columbus uses...3) get molested.. raped.. by play boy gals..robbed... and so messed up.
4) Find relatives.. blood line..and make sure they throw me out of homes
5) GET MY vredit card rejected
6) fall in love with a gal..and get dumped as welll..when she comes to find out u havent had a bath since the whole world thing started
7) call up dad in the last moment and tell him.. the above were the reasons.. I didnt want to take u with me.. pleaseeeeeeeeeee... send me some money..


Career wise.. I havent thought much.. the point is .. I cant do world domination and stuff like that .. because its too easy.. I mean.. thats what other people called terrorists do.. I just want to sit down..relax..have a coffee from my hometown called starbucks and watch the gals.. bang someone.. assuming the very thought that the gals..didnt see me!!!!


Reality..:: All i can say is playin and watchin football..
This is what actually happens in the school.. not with any comparissons to Prashants blogg

ok.. its starts of like this.. Niraml.. beeps everyones mobile.. football at 7.. cool.. I wud be like..ok.. cool no problems mate.

Ok..so what time does the match start..7.30ish.. because everyone comes too early..
so team is decided.. and match starts..
ouch!.. fouls here and there.. jaison does his usual training he learnt from Karate Kid..everyone plays.. And I loose my game plan..because there are some lovely gals doin Yoga.. in the Auditorium....and when the gals come out.. I am like.. the next Maradona on court.. making sure.. who cares of the team u playin.. I shud be having the ball in my feet and scoring at the nearest goal to the gals.

Then Binoy comes in with his formalized attire..and thats the time u know the games gonna end...

and I actually kill my time..playing football and work..
I usually go angry.. from home..fo to offive..and wait for my boss.. this is how it goes:::

Boss: Hello Immanuel
Immanuel: Hello Boss( mind says... Hello Fucker.. u slept well ydya.. ANd what did i do..play ping pong with the comp)

Boss: How come u in office.. U are supposed to be sleeping
Immanuel: Ya .. had some work in office AND HAD to meet u and Hr ( Oh god! he actually dreams of me sleeping.. hmm wrong angle)

Boss: Immanuel.. u need to do nite shifts to cover up till we get the people back from vacation
Immanue: sure boss.. no probs..( fucker.. he played the move before me.....)

Boss: thanks immanuel.. u doing well
Immanuel: Thank you ( how did he know.. that ..it was well kept open secret..bastards.. mushy me with those HR lines.. I hate bloddy Hrs...)

WORST IS THE HR

HR: Hello Immanuel, hows is your work
Imms: goin on.. no complaints

HR: SIGN IN HERE ,.THERE.. blah blah..and then the bonus stuff.. discussions
Imms: ok ok ok ok ok...but....
HR.....: SHUNNU ( ARABIC)
Imms: Nothin..end of topic
(Why dosent he understand english)


Blogss: Moto pays me for this.... lol.. thats the morale of the story.

I think i SHUD mAKE A ' i have a dream speech for mallus"""cool...let me do it :::

I HAVE A DREAM by Immsy

( situation: standing by the kerala famous coffee house.. Indian coffee house..in front of the many small kids.. aged 7 and 8...looking with pride and anticpation.. to Immsy)

( on the side.. there are free lollipos and teddy bears for evry free participant)


I am happy to join with you (since u have no other choice) today in what will go down in this Blogg as the greatest demonstration for Thonivasam ( in english called fuckup) in the history of our state.

28 score years ago, a great mallu was born( which is irrelevant..but .. just to remind u guys I am 28..and still single), in whose symbolic shadow we stand today(ya since me facing the sun.. u guys get the shadow part of me.. Lucky fools), read this Blogg .


This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Mosquities( who outnumber the people in Kerala)who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice( damm those mosquito coils and good nite repellants). It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.(seriosuly night in kerla is long.. with no power supply and .. mosquitoes playin music on ur ears..)


But one hundred years later, the Mallus still inot free. One hundred years later, the life of a Mallu is still sadly crippled by the busty shakeela and the blood sucked. One hundred yearslater, the Mallus lives on a lonely land of proms and local toddy.

One hundred years later, the Mallus still languishing in the corners of YMCA and YWCA society and finds himself STILL SINGLE. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.( KASHTAM)


In a sense we have come to Keralas capital to cash a check which wud defintely bounce. When the alcoholics of kerala ruled, they were signing a promissory note to which every Mallu was considerred. This note was a promise that all men, yes, mallu men as well as mallu women, would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of alcohol, fish, and the pursuit of unemployment through trade unions.


It is obvious today thatKerala has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of gender are concerned.


Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, Kerala has given the mallu people a bad Chief Minister, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt ( actually its more than corrupt..). We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this State.( please pinch me..s o i know i am not dreamin.. while i say this)



So we have come to cash this check -- a check that will pay off this bill that costed me to speak in front of you .( electricity bill)



We have also come to this hallowed spot( guys ..stop..its not yet halloween) to remind Kerala of the fierce urgency of now( guys the toilet is that way ).




Seriosuly I CANT continue.. its 2 much..did he get killed after he said this speech.. because i seriously cant blame the person who did taht .. I mean.. how long can one .. stand patience.. I mean.. ITS easy for a perosn to talk..

gosh.. anyways.. thank GOD i wasnt one of them...

Lal Salam.. Friends

Time

Lying awake in my bed. I wonder.. Looking at the clock thatt ticks..
Where have we reached.

Though Quite often I write shiity stuff on my blogg.. I am taking this one out of them.

Some times one wonders how lucky we are.. and sometimes we dont. U often see people praying hard in church..and people waitin for the final bell.

These days church goes on global issues.. waste a lot of money on church gatherings.. think twice to give a needy some donation... thanks to mallu politics.

Imean there are many orphans who need that money to run a desire which lukcy some dont. Donations.. luxury has kept people thinking of getin themself a Sony.. plasma.. or for theyouth today .. Play station or Ipod..

No-one wonders a small luxury like this can give food to an orphan for a year.

Man was never made to be happy..and its true ... In anyones case.. people are always unhappy.. not because they have verythin.. just becasuse the other person has half of what he's got.

Pity the people who run for elections to grab attention in church.. they promise so many stuff..but in the end.. when a needy comes for some help.. ittakes them ages to decide.. by then.. the needy would have lost the cause.

I belive in GOD... and I believe that God did make religions to reduce the tensions between Mankind. With the amount of religions.. u can see whats happeni,.. so just imagine if there was one for all.

I am kinda religious here today.. havent seen church for more than a month..blame my timings.. though all i do when i am inchurch is spend .15 minutes in 2 hours with God.. He knows me well.. so Do I .we have this partership.. u do ur 50 honestly..and I do mine.

Sometimes these are those awful moments when u think.. u are alone..and need a partner for life.. but seriously in Kuwait to maintain a Dog is much more expenisve that a woman..so.. guess me being a not so rich guy wud opt for the lesser of 2 evils..Maybe I am wrong. i HAVENT made the rite balance sheet..witha woman comes childresn.. in the long run..lol...( and moreover Dog dies fast )..

Now, some of the mates ask me why do i be rude.. or rather be someone that I aint .. in my Bloggs.. the truth is I dont see how I aint rude. I mean i try to be nice with everyone.. try goin thru the right chanels.. but sometimes.. u have to get ur true identity out somewhere .

Ok.. I am illegal in dowloads.. but hey .. as I told u earlier.. I am a poor man.. aint no sunshine....lol

Sometimes u dont see how time passed.. For ayear I had kept myself in the runing for a better career..shun myself out from everyone..and people used to say .. I am losin my life..here i am.. career allrite.... life allrite..friends ..allrite.. But have I lost somethin.. I dont know.. maybe I lost a quite few people.. whom I cud have loved.

But seriously how does one get out of the house.all u wud hear is friends gossipn about the others... oozig out how much he gets,. what he doin.. whats she doin

There is this gal.. who i have herd so much bad reviews.. but seriously I dont see anythinw rong with her.. she belives in her Life that there is more to life that the Kuwaiti Dinar.. which I believe.. and respect her in her decisons.. but lol! thanks to me.. and my rudeness.. down the drain.

Now.. What more can I say..I have seen loosers.. work in kuwait and brag about how unjust it is India.. all they care is work home and sleep..which is good.. maybe I am wrong.. Maybe they are right..lol...

Now.. why so much hatred to Love.. the entity.. dont know if I can answer that.. But seriously how can one live with one person ... i mean.. lifetime is long.. Ok.. I did say time passes fast.. but then.. u dont have responisbilities waitin for u next day.. I mean..
for a stag ... imagine the pillow is all that occupies his space.


I have no idea.. where I have reached so far.. Started of with somethin and continuing off with somethin...

Anyways..life has to go on.. and this sunday .. I am goin for a cracker .. of a treat.. double sunday showdown...

Pissed..... SO thought somethin funny mite cheer me up

I know.. most of you guys wud be thinking ..who the Pig is.. .. And you did ask me couple of times.... Well, let me clarify my point.. she or he aint my love ........not that i am tellin u .. i am gay .. or straight.. but to be true.. pig is the donkey EEYMORE....Its a ficional character....

a person whom i take my frustrations off... kinda..

Ok.. one of my seniors getin married..so hell yo!! that brings me to the marriage topic..all over gain.. the gossips..and fun .. around it...

So there u are.. there are 3 types of marriages.. in so called mallu land

case1:::: where the parenst arrange the stuff.. or rather shit.. guy..and gal chats.. play around with orkut.. pass on the panty and underwear size and meet up in the local gals house.The gal.. who hasnt wore a saree.. wears one.. and goes to meet the guyw ith coffeee.. ( the guy hopes for a rain sequence inside the house.. but alas..... )... so then she drops the coffee...( due to inexperience with saree and stuff..).. and falls on the guys bro.. and the coffee on the grooms lap..so there u go.. he goe sto change.. and they have sex in the toilet.. and kids..family... there u go!!!!!

Case 2:: The guy and gal falls in love.. they even do cross dressing.. and stuff... and the folks agree... and they met up in some coffee shop.. and gal pays.. This time around.. the waiter drops the coffee on to the gals..lap..and the gal goes to change.. the groom follows..so does the waiter...Inthe end..sex again.. family and kids.. and .. there u go.......But the question is who's kid is it ---waiter of groom??

Case 3:: The guy and gal runs from home.. because of problems in family ..andthis time around the reguster marriage officer buys em coffee..and he drops the coffee on both the bride and groom..so they go to change..and the register officer follows em.. in the end u have threesome..and family and kids.. whose kid is anyway.....???..And here there is one more thing.. no cross dressing..or stuff..my the register officer is a BIsexual.

In case one.. if u consider the brother has no role.. then we can tell the kid is ..thegrooms.. reason why folks go for arranged marriages!!!

How logical.. rite!!!

Am at work.. no mood..friday and feelin so sloppy!!!!!

I just want t0 burn everythin here..make it hot and smoky and then do the rain dance... for the fire alram to push the sprinker system..atleast my rain dance does make rain appear in artifical areas..

Ramadan willstart in a week or so..and i know for sure..as the only christaian around.. I am goin to be pushed here and there!!!!

Was thinkin what does a guy and gal do ..when they met for the first time.. that 2 in the gals house..for the matrimony thingy..

The guy beinga frustrated cheap skate wud be definetly .. calcualting the size of her boobs.. how low is her waist.. and such crazy but wicked stuff.. the gal..wud be lookin at how big is the wallet..another reason to check the guys arse..and wud be imagining how wud the celing look while she is at bed with him.. I mean.. what else can u say..for guys meeting gals for the first time.. I mean.. imagine.. !!!!

Please the author of this blog is totally Insane..and one shudnt take abuse of his words..for he himself..wud find himself being in Case 1 of the discussion!!!!!!and times runing out on him,.. sooner or later the Pig will Haunt this devil down..

Now ... the question is why wud anyone want to get married..?? ..so that the gal brings in additional income to family...dammm...thats bad.. I am happy the way I am ...and have no desire in exchanging the sizes of ones personal clothing....

The problems with Pig these days.. is that I am actually belivein that I am fallin in love.. which is a issue i need 2 address myself.. I cant fall in love..not again.because i dont have feelins and football is all that i got .. and hate the part responsilities and how does one manage to see the same person all ur life..pig is fat..me thin( call me ant)..andplease guys..dont even think of anythin sexual between a pig and an ant.. I mean thinking that way is a SIN...But the problem here is.. I need someone to fuck it up..

The question is wud one go for quality or quantity???

I am now more than confused!!!!!

Talking about confusion?? my boss makes sure he teaches me somethin new every other day .. and that confuses more .. I mean.. is he tryin out somethin there... ( though his political views of marriageis like convincing..but being gay.. hmmmmmmm is the last thing i expect from him )

cool.. come this june.. I turn 29....which is like.. 11 years close to 40.. damm.. i just went for this uncles 60th bday ..and iwas like.. thinkin ..damm me ..turning 6o...wud be the last thing I want.. I need death faster.. ..and want to die in the laptop of some play gal.. what a way to end life..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANywas.. Guess thats it from me for now... hopefully i shud get out of this pissed feeling sooner or later.. have like 6 more hours to go......

God bless me!!!!

ciao

Love.... Me getin Emotional..Lol... ya rite

Ok.. whats love.. I used to expand the LOVE thingy as LUNATICS OVER VAGINAL ERUPTION..dont know how much true is that ..but do agree that there is some words that CUM into the picture when hearts around..and trust me..if anyone disagrees with it.. then that relaitionship is Platonic.. ...

So then where do we start from.. there is a saying. If loves blind.. how come Lingerie is still popular.. give it a though.. ..( I said.. think of the sayin..not the lingerie. )...

So cool snap..rite.. just looted it from Google Images..So where do we start...yes Love..so emotional..so good.. ( for people who have left their brains with their mom..while breast feeding,,,)..why dont the world understand .. there is no love..its only sex..or money ..or both of em.. in one shot..

I mean..look at it..where has love taken people.. Look at examples of taj mahal..and... have no other examples..for the jerks .. who want to know what is taj mahal.. google it.. I assure u..its not a new condom or stuff like that ...

So yes!!! we were talkin .. money..where has that ended up..look mony rocks in love.. look at the playboy owner.. look whats he got thru love..serioulsy..if there is someon who knows to love..its him... He has given the world the true nature of gals.. and uf u guys still thinkin of the indian semi porn magazines..shame on u .. i mean..

So where does that bring us 2.. about love.. yes.. such a great feeling. i mean.... yes. it is .. I do agree..feeling of kickin the gal out once she is done..or for the gal..kickin th eguy .. in his balls..so that he never uses his stuff again.. Hey I am not being Impartial here....

More to be continued.. Next topic.. Do love marriage succeed.. or arranged... chat sessions with married people.. how do they find love.. Did they actually read kS.. did they get the rite ..point..or they still hunting it in a dark room.. Keep urself tuned it...

Lol..for people with low thinking or ..basically ... conservative. animals.. skip this to[pic.. because we dont want u getin wet all over...

God bless the internet

Tuesday the 12th.....

I needed some header and some picture.so that brings in the header and the picture into the equation.

Let me take some time before I proceed to anounce that the Pig is Sick..

Ok.. so.. work..again.. who cares.. its like 12th..and 8 more days I get my paycheck..which is the best part of this job... that reminds me.. need to get my bills cleared of...

yes..did get a coment from my previous scrap.. saying to change my profile in ORKUT so people expecially gals dont think I am rude.. from some guy called pras... god knows what he is doing to get a good alliance.. lol...

So.. Life goes on..Met this gal yday at a get together.. god she was hot ..she had .. a body .. blah blah blah.. not mentioning anythin.. buy she was plumpish at the rite places.. damm.. its agianst my ethics to get away from married females.. but come to think of it..she was an alliance for me..and ..she just newly married..so.. well.. its not like ..she is married of for 2 years or so.. ..So what did I do?? I ran away just to make sure my minddosnet play games just like SRK IN kabhie alvida na kehna.. .. seee.. I bet now u guys understand why i need to marry.. just to engage myself in wife swapping stuff.. Hey Pig are u listening...

damm.. I lost all my porns .. after the comp collapsed... its the september 11th thingy I guess....

They have increased the work load.. now with bits of stats I have to make history of stuff.. its all because of that twat Isaac newton..only if a big pumpkin fell on his head from an apple tree and killed him..we wudnt have had to go thru all this.. Wish we had the barter system,,,..

Old is gold.. and I truly stand with that ...

Anyways.. work calls..
its time for immsy to contribute his time for the betterment of the mass use of mobile technology...

tada... I love me..and I know u guys love me 2,,, Thanks...

Am Back.... for u my fans...

Thats the Guitar I never learned to play..still at my place.. covered with dust..in the show case for guest to think that i was the next best thing after bryan adams..

never got a chance to do a heavy metal song and break the damm thing.. i got it for 7th bday i think..

I mean.. what was goin in the mind of the perosn when he gifted me the Guitar..he cud have got me a piano atleast.. i alawaysssssssssss had the desire to learn the Pianoooooooooo

So whast been happenin..2 weeks of non stop work.. getS OVER.. i get 3 days off and now i want to get back to my ol routine... footballl.. and .. sleep...

1 hour to go and then home.. Lents over.. so got to grab a chicken.... I didnt take any day of thelent.. Imean.. how can one eat vegetables.. its so.. yeeeeeee!!!!!!

This week has gone pretty well..i fucked up at work..didnt hit any cars.. and kinda.. been in bed..when i was not at work....

Dsl got connected at home.. no its porn downloads.. God.. this technology will spoil me.. just when i was goin to start a new chapter in life..

Gals come online and tell me..Immanuel.. ur profile on orkut is rude.. I mean get a life.. its my profile.. its not like I am asking where did u buy ur panties from.. lol.. I liked that line.. wonder..what will the priest say..when he reads this..

Talking about priests.. lol...I had gone for confession..and it ended like the priest was confessin to me.. and we eventually neded up talkin about football.. Quite strange...

Ok... now.. this lesbian calls me Gay..what am i supposed to do now.. I just told her..how wud it feel to be a thin gal with big .. booby traps.. well and the response i get was being gay.. All.. i tried was to get looped to a guy.. this world is goin..yuckyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

manchester united v spurs
livrpool v everton...
gosh.. sexy matches on tv this week.,..,,,

and yes due to job problems.. i have missed church again..damm!!

Ok this is unreasonable .. blog... let me stop..before i start hearing the yawns..

JOBS IN KUWAIT- THE IRONY

Here.... you either need... vastha...powa..or rather recommendation to get into a company... you mite be a fool.. but if u have an USA degree.. u can get in2 companies.....

Its good for bachelors to work in Kuwait..because.. be it a cleaning company or high sophiticated MNC.. u do get to put urself as working in a MNC in the matrimonial Adverts.

Since, I didnt get thru the back door.. I can screw the imaginations of people who belive in such a system..and because of whom, qualified others miss out.

Sometimes you wonder , if Middle east is for Losers.. Because..its people .. who are stupid end up gating high paying jobs.. mncs...consultant firms..oil industries..and the master of all Banks.
To them, they dont care..as long as they get to keep the minimal Bank Ballance after evry month.....which is fair enough.....dont u think.

I aint Michael Collins( just becasue he is white)... I aint Luther King ( just because he is black)... but I am Immsy....One cant do anythin about such low standards happening around. But the least I could do is write..( one day.. when I walk down the road..people will be talk.. hey thats the greaT Iminem..what say..shud be throw.. stones or just kill him....aaaaaaaaaah! the power or ignorance and popularity)



MORE TO COME..KEEP URSELF TUNED..

AXE EFFECT

AXE EFFECT



Two people who cud that to me is my team leader and the bloddy deos..

I wont say much of my team lead.. because he is anice person( and I dont wanna get sacked)

bUT THE deos.. are rocking shit.. I mean.. i tried using the deo in all possible angles.. No luck.. I mean.. usually they work in chat sessions on the net .. now that dosent work as well.

So ..whats this gimmick.. Why fool people. when they are already fools...
Why ... play with my.sorry ones emotions.

These days.. forget parents.. but friends are trying to get u hitched.. I wonder what enjoyment do they get thru this.. but heythey good lads.. just tryin to help..and me being me.. trying to get the wrong meaning out of that ..

I already told the priest to set my grave ready..because its been like.. 3 weeks..or so.. and still...she dosnet know me well.. Fair enuf..no complaints.. I mean.. i get all the time to buy me out of this..

Ok.. today is Onam.. bah!!!!!!!I hate such ..events globalized..wait up.. we got diwali..christmas..and new year coming..gosh!!!! why are they so many of em.. cant they have one festival.. which wud like run as one month double pay holidays... I mean.. why all this ???/

came to work today.. all set to chat my way thru the nite.. but then my boss.. decides to stay. ..which i though was a joke.. to which he opened his laptop ( now thats bad.. because opening his laptop was like..a guy getin undressed in front of nude lady..for those who dont know what happens next....refrain from reading this site..to kill ur imaginations.. he undressed himself to play golf... end of topic)..so there u go..and he was on msn..and i cudnt chat as well..becuase his msn was like a chat with other engineers about technical updates.. and stuff..so u know..where he and I stand.. though on the same floor.. ...

Right now.. I am crowded with Manuals.. like 3 of em opened.. in god knows what chapter..and me online.. writing this.. I mean.. I need to break free.....

Not a good day at home.. some arguments regarding .. if ganguly shud had been in the cricket team..lol.. onam, crap.. I say ..

Just waiting to get home.. grab hold of a drink.. put some decent porn on and look how the world makes fun of everythin.. lite side of life.

Today someone.. told me I am free 2 do unlimited downloads.. As it is I am spoiled.. U cant spoil me further..

2 more hours 2 kill and there is some onam get together goin onwithin the trusted friends circle.. wud I make it .. God knows..

The way I am dietin..or rather not eating wud give Ghandi a run for his money.

These days I am talking witha wannabe LESBIAN.. seriously...she makes me feel like a egoistic.. self centerred Animal.. which is so untrue.. I mean.. If she said.. I was NICE LAD WITH GOOD CULTURAL VALUES.. i STill wudnt take it.. but me...egoistic.. lol. Ilove that ...

The truth is I love myself.. I mean who can love me more than me..same with anyone else.

ANyways..while enterrin work..so this .. decent dressed gal.. so cute.. she was weearing one of those clothes that wud break out anytime.. and over that abelt .. and her boobs reached the 5th floor before she enterred the ground floor lift.. which is quite nice.. Actually...I WAS AT THE MOMENT OF TIME THINKIN.. I STAND NO CHANCE.. I WUDNT EVEN QUALIFY FOR THE POLE IF SHE DID A POLE DANCE.. IN A STRIP CLUB.

this world is goin nowhere .. and i do love he phrase.. if u cant avoid rape.. lie down and enjoy it...

Nothin else matters...really...

ONAM-- gEEsh!!!Again..why this Torture

Onam... once again..its like a 7 day festival or somethin in terms of that --so called mallu festival..


A true mallu will eat stomach full that day..and get drunk..and cause social and personel problems for others.

Its the time of year.. I feel..another year has passed and would never evenbother 2 turn the Tv on..for u all can see is .. blah blah blah!!!!

U can see females dancing around a bunch of flowers decorated .. god knows why.. maybe they tried to lure lust there .. maybe an indian version of egyptian belle dance, only diffrence indian version of the dance.. the ladies play with their hand... dont get those ideas..now.

And i bet this year like last, there would be a onam party with one of the uncles or my dad itself..dressed as mavalli( the so called King.. i mean.. u can argue.. i told u earlier in kerala we do have this typical kind of names...mavalli... osuephchan....jonnykutty... thrisamma....ponnamma)...would cheat the kids that mavali has come...


Ok.. now people mite argue .. U aint A mallu.. a bloddy faggot NRI.. that talks about all such ...nonsense.. well.. many people dont know. what Onam is meant for.. A king goes underground.(no where close to a hindi villian ..don).and asks for a wish.. to come and see his people once in a year.. ya rite... The condition of Kerala at the moment..he wudnt choose to. (Unless he wants to see shakeela.. well then wont blame..him)

When in Uk, I was forced to accept an Onam invite.. maybe unever know.. find some nice chick.. get married to her..gat uk citizenship.. ya.. in my dreams.. well it was such a bore.. where i saw.. a 16 year old flirtin witha 32 year old friend of mine..not that i felt jealous .. on the afct there was 26 year old standing next to him.. maybe it cud have been that i was showin signs of irritation of my face that said.. boo u bloody twat.. u get anywhere close to me,, I am goin to get shove the banana leave up.. u know where !!!!!


wonder.. maybe that was the only event in uk,,where i didnt see any chinese or rather oriental particpation.. though i dont understand..what idid understand seein the chinese dragon dance..during the chines new year.. the dragon had great moves.. preumse there was orgy goin inside.

So there you are....

So back to festivals.. sO GLObalised these days..

Well another one of the name sake stuff..people find to enjoy..


Watch this space.. more yet to come in the coming days of onam

The Funny side of a Window---The (topless gal) View

(***** For those who dont know.. usually the windows are behind the curtains****)


ok.. Juts above I sleep is a Window.. which is like my freedom to fesh air. I mean.sometimes it so wierd.. how a non-breathin entity becomes such an important integrat part of your life. I use it for smoke..smoke and smoke.. and maybe sometimes.. to c how humid is it outside.

Why in the hell is that when u smoke.. outside the window.. its the time for the whole world to show up..Uncles goin in.. Uncles goin out.. Aunities ... gossipm..or rather children..making those devious plans.

And though everyone know I smoke.. I end up throwin away a half lit cigi to show respect. These people end up owing me my lifetime.. but who cares of life these days.. I mean.. show me the Money, and I will give u life time

The cars are parked outside.. thru which my window has a pure nice glance..and after smokin..i usually challenge myself till where i can throw the butt of my cigi.. and...what do u know.. all the cars have a landmark of my successful trademark of my new sport..its just that one day . I know.. I am goin to get it all.

The car shed.. longs for one big dust storm to clear the cigis which like rain.. upon em.. everday.. but these days i smoke less.. because I am always asleep.. dreamin..when wlll be the day i cross that 25 meter mark for myy cigi throwin competition.

Kinda all tierd today.. more of dehtdration..maybe its not 2 much sex.. in my life.. ya rite.. I havent heard that word.. for along time. Back in the college...everyone used to hide porns under their mattress.. rememeberin that.. makes me laugh.. I mean one dosent have to be Sherlock..to find the porns. in a mates room. These days..electronic media.. and stuff.. so porns are like stored in pen drives... SO defintely ..u cant use em unless u have an computer..or u need to hold the pen drive andlet imagination show u the way..which is grosss...But hey thats the world today.

I was talking to my classmate the other day.. a very gentle..softspoken lad. and did figure out.. those who fared not so good in college are doin well..which I am happy about.. he deserves such good things in life.

But ya.. remembering the tItans. I never let go of my last position in class.. however good i scored. somethins are meant for me.

Slowly slowly I am figuring out ....LOVE aint for me..dont know why..cant love anyone other than myself.. maybe an insecurity..which I dont belive.. I mean.. i HaD the chance ,.. but sometimes.. u know.. ur ethics take control over u . I mean.. there is so less time in this world to dedicate knowin a perosn.. becomin freinds..what not.. whereas in the mean time u can spend some time watchin footy on tele..or rather sleepin.

But then all depends on.. is she worth it..seriously she is worth it. but sometimes u know.. its long road to walk..and u got to be a fool or in poets word.. romantic to walk that distance.. I belive such a word exists only after marriage.. because u know..its worth every second .

so blah!! mushhhhhyyyy. crap.. lets stop that stuff here.. i say.



FEELIN kinda so cold.. kinda what u call.. cant move my legs.. one of those days..
Just waitin for my bro to come to Kuwait, so that way he can hit it on PS2... and can go shopin for him.

I started goin back to myself.. the one I love.. I had to delete the ex crushes from MY orkut...because ..ist kinda..tacky and dumb!!! she asked me to write a testimonial for her.. ya rite..over my dead body..my testimonail wud start..love u whore..and take care. bitch.. and seriously the letter body wud consist of profanities.. that wud start the sensation all over again. I mean.. i left half of my world.. and moved on to be happy..if thers anythin that cud start all over again I wud say ,, na!! no way.. because I have seen ladies better than her..

And one such gal still lingers in my head.. and i Know she wud be readin this. But sorry gal.. My ethics..or principles.. kinda .tell me. to love u more .. but listen to ur head.. not ur heart for a change...Thats why..all the offline msgs..and trust me.. I know..eventually uw ill understand..or I am goin to end up chatin with u-------Men are such emotional fools.. I say.. they never stick to their word.


Last night shift of the week.. my body has taken the last 7 nights in a very positive way... I man.. there u go.. .. and now.. its cool from here.. tHERE ARE things I dont understand.. why do i wear all the perfumes..like lacoste red in left arm.. hug o boss in the rite arm.. Armani Geo on my neck..and raph lauren black on my clothes.. .. and that 2 in the nite shift when no ones around..seriosuly there is an issue i need to address...

isnt this world so wierd... that even if u try to undertand it . u fall short..so why ..waste time. and keep on drenchin ur self with perfumes...

Oh yes! we were in the window part.. Whats left to say,,

Guess from my window.. u see all this..

tada..

c u soon

My Fav Song... Just keeps u in nostalgia

Heaven---Bryan Adams

Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years

There was only you and me

We were young and wild and free

Now nothin' can take you away from me

We bin down that road beforeBut that's over now

You keep me comin' back for more

Baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart

It isn't too hard to seeWe're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone

Who will turn your world around

Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me

Oh there's lots that I could say

But just hold me nowCause our love will light the wayN' baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my armsI'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heartIt isn't too hard to see

We're in heavenI've bin waitin' for so long

For something to arriveFor love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true

Through the good times and the badYa - I'll be standin' there by you

My Life as a WIT(ian) ---(WIT- wacky intellectual thoughts)

My Life as a WIT(ian) ---(WIT- wacky intellectual thoughts)

My Favourite Imminisms.....( Back from the good ol dayss... Imminisms come from Liverpool days)

Sometimes i come up with these dumb lines.. to make the situation look more horrible.. Lol.. I hope u hate the lines, But I love em
Some of them were hits, because they were dirsct translations of mallu sayings.. the dumb angrazi people loved it.. I love em all.. lol

( just writing down.. what all i remember.. this space will be updated.. )

• Do not backstabb him from behind dude
• A person with jaundice will see everythin in yellow
• This is like giving the stcik and geting beaten by the same stick
• the dog wont eat the grass.. and wont let the cow to have as well
• Life is a box of indian chocaltes.. u never know when u gonna bite stone
• Life is like marriage.. it sounds like miscarriage
• Hey Love aint blind.. as long you can still see the color of the lingerrie
• Is it me.. or Is it him...
• Life is like an underwear,, it sticks to where it hurts the most,
• Shes got enuf boobs to feed the cats...
• Crapionni
• Was the gal looking at u .. or me.. ... Na..she was looking at the gal next to us..she lesbian?
• (WHEN U ENTER A LADIES DEPARTMENT....) I am in love ( the question is which one)
• Whos the man?...Definetly not that gal standing there
• life and friends wife sucks.
• Why do I look as if , I am the only virgin in the room....
• Kiss me please... I gurantee, u wont turn into a frog...
• By the way..who worte this autobiography ( This one from a friend of mine.. which looked so cool)
• Hey..Hows ur sex life?....Great,,,and urs,,, Immanuel?... cOOl.. I am still a male

More to come ...

Am I being Watched?????

Ok.. Am i being Watched...I feel so suspisious.. I mean.. there are no hidden cameras in my room..

And that feelin crops up... I thot ..i thot.. I saw a puddy cat............

I teet ..i teet ..see a puddy cat...


Ok.. am at work... I feel like a superstar..occasionally smiling and making them see that I am doin work.. Yes the BLOODY CCTVs.. Noone trust no-one these days

Ok.. the camra moves.. I hope they dont see my blog.. because if they did.. they wud be happy of the mention of security at work.. I mean.. imagine if there was in the ladies room.. I mean.. I wud have pushed my career towards that role.. cctv optimization Analyst or somethin like that .

Its time for me to order a pizza.. these days i get the feeling I am indeed puting on some mass..

Imagine the day when folks put CCTV IN ur room tocheck why their son and daughter in law.. cant have kids...

Talking of kids .. i know a couple.. i mean.. ther parents were kinda upset.. why the son and daughter in law.. not havin kids.. kinda..depressed.. all lost .. face..
And i was like.. dude.. not everyone is Tiger woods.. I mean.. it will take some time for the ball in the right hole ( or the gujarti way of saying HOLE)...

Seriosuly parents dont part the knowledge of sex to their kids.. wonder why .. I mean.. I didnt have to ask em .. for that .. I just did it myself.. Hail.. Downlaods.


I mean .. thats problem getin married at age 22 or .. age .. 35..i mean.. the guy actually takes his own sweet time playin golf.. and the gal..dosent even tell him.. egostic men......

God .. anywyas.. not much to write .. I get all stuffed up with ideas..and when i do come to write.. I like lose what I had in Minda.. anyways.. I just gave a glance to the cctv. and need to get back to work..

Long live me

ciao.. Tada

Thoughts-education ( hawks view - or Under the skirt View)

Ok... Education Part one was such a big hit.. well truth Hurts..

So last 2 days were a journey .. where i realized a lot more truth about education.


The world is built on the concept..study hard.. get the ranks.. get a good job.. earn money... build a career..

ok.. thats fair enough.. I mean.. I agree then why toppers get their marks. But then the situation has changed.. I mean gals.. who top .. or go to IIMS .. just want to get married and sit home.. and look after the kids.. I mean.. if this was the case..why study .. in the first place..

Well, I have never seen a grade above C.. not that it was hard to get it.. the profs never gave it to me.. because i never completed th question..which is not my fault....

a topper in my class.. is married..and she sits at home.. damm..she happy.. i am not blamin her.. imean.. if she ahd written my name on the electrical machines paper.. I wudnt have been ..touch me..touch me not with that paper.. I am shocked.

And there is another .. gal i know.. who claims.. IIM was peice of cake..and she would rather have a free life instead of working.. I mean where has the modern thoughts gone ."" I want to make my own money..so i can spend without asking anyone"""wheres individuality gone... damm.. i pity the married.


Another thing.. I have seen guys who if lukcy got maybe 5-10 friends in college..but when u see em in orkut.. they have like 300..or 500 friends.. this is radical exploitaton of Orkut. I mean..is there shame left in this world..lol

And then there is pig i know.. she tells me..why shud she work..when she has to undergo the pains of bearing a child.. And i was like.. oh rite.. why didnt I think of it..

kinda wierd rite..

All wierd notions...................

And these days.. gals tell me.. lets get to know each other .. lets be friends.. let move on with time..and then get tied ( This is after the parents from both sides agree ).. I mean.. i dont get it.. by the time.. i get to know.. be friends.. move on with time.. i wud reach grave..and she wud be payin her respect .. if thats the generated plan.. seriosuly ... Over my dead body.. rite... she wud say!!!!


God isnt this world funny... I thought of making a topic on the Euro qualifiers today.. but skippin it.. I hate such national football matches.

Wow.. thast much of thoughts .so far.

one more blasted night and .. then the agony is over!!!!!!!

I love me.. thank u all for loving me

ur love makes me carry on with my work!!!!!

Wicked--- Save the Last Dance-part one

Uk------------------wow.. that was like home outside home.. dosent make any sense.. but what the hell..

Landed Heathrow Airport..was kinda wierd... though i could feel the fresh air from Old trafford the step i Landed.

Then saw a couple kissin.. actually likcin suckin ..what not... well and i was like wow cool.. An Uncensored real life one to one.. just next door incident ..and i knew what was instore for me.

As i passed the immigration i saw a whole bunch of indians..and one sardar.. think of a n elphant leading the bunch of tigers..got my stuff.. still recovering from the saliva that had droped down..while the couple were snogin...

Reached out.. i cud feelthe air.. and then I saw a play boy.. in the book stall..as i was goin to grab it . my Uncle from behind.. Manu..... and I am like.. why .. why now.. I mean.. .. or was it he was goin to pay for the mag......

Well i assumed he would take me to his house with his car.. only to realize he dint know driving ..and aunty who knew.. driving didnt know me.. Great.. so yes..trains.. busses.. reached oxford street.. and by the time i reached home.. my hands were thinkin like a coolie...

But who cares.. the first drink was a beer.. then whine.. and then beer.. and so.on...

Then the family get together..hello this is me..and that is u ..kinda

Stayed 2 days . and off to Liverpool... ( 30 minutes drive to Old tRafford...)

THats The day Liverpool wont forget ..
liverpool wud be later known as Home to the Beeatles.. Home to liverpool and everton...and refugee place for a great dancer called Immanuel.. or Iminem as they call..



Wow..isnt life cool.. more to come later.. I like breakin a story into parts...

Shocked.. Aint I ?

Ok.. guess what.. this is the snap..my folks actually send for marriage alliances.. dude u shud agree. the guys at Boushari had a tough time with the editing and stuff.. I always wondered why they didnt take the full body snap.. is it because I was wearing Bermudas.. U never know.. unless u wear their shoes..

Damm.. And usual..luck favors me.. I mean.. I am still single.. and cool..( does not mean i look bad in the snap..geeks)..

brad pitt married late 30s.. why dont my folks understand that ..
guess globalisation hasnthad much effects on Mallus..

Still stuck on with same philosophy.. if a boy has a moosh.. then marry him off .. or if he dosent have one.. marry him off with gal..who has a moosh..


creepy..well.. thats culture.. u need 2 know.. this world i strange.. u need to live it to know it.

I thought of writing of a religious based topic.. but then.. na.. the people who know religion are doing it quite well.

Septmeber has begun.. ...3 more months.. and that end of 2006.. what a year.. days went faster than months... wwwwoooooooooo... and nothin happened.. I mean.. as always had more crushed than the previous years... By this rate.. I would know all the gals in orkut.....

Hopefully I can makethe Euro trip happen.. or.. mite end up in India.. looking at the gals face and askin her..whats ur name... till where did u study..waht are ur views on football..sorry marriage.. wud u be able to adjust to 11 players.. sorry Parents......

dammm.. i just hope i get the questions rite..or in the end its goin to be comin out of the gals house witha broom stuck up in my arse.

Anyways.. lets see where it goes..
chillll

God bless me

LIFE GOES ON... Thats WORK

Its another day at work... where the nite lies so peaceful..people screwin philipones... americans having their booze party.....indians sleepin thinkin:: damm work tomroow:::
And over all that my
Today's fortune:Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical

So there u go... its a sad world...while I am at work..the rest of the team is whaming chinese ( gone for training) or on vacation.. which so sick..why cudnt they go on vacation before I joined..


seriosuly..am at work.. Music on one site.. blooddy RNC SERVERS on the other.. Yahoo signed in.. msn signed in..orkut ..loged on.. and not even one soul online..

and on the other screens..alrams pile up.. and damm! why isnt my work id logged on. Guess Everyone has priorities..
damm!!! I just have to come for 2 more nights and thats over.. I can relax after that ...


So whats new... The pig has gon crazy..I mean..my evenings are all tortured...Actually thats one reason I have become lazy and have some excuse going out. Imagine.. if I marry that pig, then i would have to get someother animal to keep busy .. lol.. Life does have to go on( yes Precisely.. I am being watched by the security cams,,, hope this gets me a bonus.. they think I am making notes on my laptop.. and u all know.. I am writing a wierd blog here)

Well.. HAVE TO DO SOMETHIN.. i mean I am geting paid for it.. I mean.. I have to be sincere....

ok.another 5 hours to kill. serosuly was thinkin of writing on an arty topic. but wheres the junta for such story lines.. anyways,,
me off to work..
just wanted to scribble somethin before .. I start doing somethin resourceful..


I do miss my life........ I need to get mrried. so i qualified for all the wife swap parties..
what does a man have to these days for a good life ???

Football Focus for the Month of August By IJV

Results
Monday, 28 August 2006
Middlesbrough
0 - 4(0 - 1)
Portsmouth

N Kanu 6B Mwaruwari 49N Kanu 56S Todorov 90
Bookings:S Downing 89S Parnaby 90

Bookings:S Todorov 88
Sunday, 27 August 2006
Aston Villa
2 - 0(2 - 0)
Newcastle
L Moore 2J Angel 37

Bookings:G Barry 6G Agbonlahor 69

Bookings:B Emre 8S Parker 87
Blackburn
0 - 2(0 - 0)
Chelsea

F Lampard (pen) 49D Drogba 80
Bookings:R Savage 24A Ooijer 48Z Khizanishvili 89

Bookings:C Makelele 65
Saturday, 26 August 2006
Charlton
2 - 0(0 - 0)
Bolton
D Bent (pen) 64D Bent 84

Bookings:A Faye 56

Bookings:E Diouf 30S Giannakopoulos 60T Ben Haim 63K Nolan 71
Sent off:H Hreidarsson 27

Sent off:KC Davies 71
Fulham
1 - 0(1 - 0)
Sheff Utd
J Bullard 39

Bookings:P Diop 65H Helguson 79J Bullard 90

Bookings:M Tonge 50M Leigertwood 53A Quinn 82
Liverpool
2 - 1(2 - 1)
West Ham
D Agger 41P Crouch 44

B Zamora 11
Bookings:F Aurelio 63

Man City
1 - 0(1 - 0)
Arsenal
J Barton (pen) 40

Bookings:S Jordan 52

Bookings:R Van Persie 44
Tottenham
0 - 2(0 - 0)
Everton

C Davenport o.g. 53A Johnson 65
Bookings:M Dawson 37

Bookings:K Kilbane 14

Sent off:K Kilbane 32
Watford
1 - 2(1 - 1)
Man Utd
D Francis 33

M Silvestre 11R Giggs 51
Bookings:G Mahon 39

Bookings:K Richardson 78
Wigan
1 - 0(1 - 0)
Reading
E Heskey 37

Bookings:E Heskey 23P Scharner 49

Bookings:S Ki-Hyeon 60S Sodje 83
Wednesday, 23 August 2006
Aston Villa
2 - 1(1 - 1)
Reading
J Angel (pen) 33G Barry 60

K Doyle 3
Bookings:G McCann 8J Samuel 46

Bookings:I Ingimarsson 42

Sent off:I Sonko 32
Blackburn
1 - 1(0 - 0)
Everton
B McCarthy 49

T Cahill 83
Bookings:M Pedersen 38A Todd 41D Bentley 45Z Khizanishvili 76

Bookings:L Osman 15M Arteta 27J Beattie 61
Charlton
0 - 3(0 - 0)
Man Utd

D Fletcher 48L Saha 79O Solskjaer 89
Bookings:H Hreidarsson 32

Bookings:W Brown 37
Fulham
1 - 1(0 - 0)
Bolton
J Bullard (pen) 90

E Diouf (pen) 72

Bookings:KC Davies 11E Diouf 71K Nolan 90
Man City
0 - 0(0 - 0)
Portsmouth
Bookings:T Sinclair 41B Thatcher 48

Bookings:S Davis 75
Middlesbrough
2 - 1(0 - 1)
Chelsea
E Pogatetz 79M Viduka 89

A Shevchenko 15
Bookings:S Parnaby 75G Boateng 87

Bookings:D Drogba 45RR Paulo Ferreira 79
Tuesday, 22 August 2006
Tottenham
2 - 0(2 - 0)
Sheff Utd
D Berbatov 6J Jenas 16


Bookings:L Bromby 63
Watford
1 - 1(0 - 0)
West Ham
M King 62

B Zamora 64
Sunday, 20 August 2006
Chelsea
3 - 0(2 - 0)
Man City
J Terry 10F Lampard 25D Drogba 77

Bookings:M Essien 62

Bookings:O Dabo 14B Corradi 48P Dickov 70

Sent off:B Corradi 62
Man Utd
5 - 1(4 - 1)
Fulham
L Saha 6I Pearce o.g. 14W Rooney 15CdSA Ronaldo 18W Rooney 63

R Ferdinand o.g. 39
Bookings:R Giggs 50

Bookings:M Brown 49
Saturday, 19 August 2006
Arsenal
1 - 1(0 - 0)
Aston Villa
G Silva 83

O Mellberg 52
Bookings:K Toure 69

Bookings:L Hendrie 84J Angel 86
Bolton
2 - 0(2 - 0)
Tottenham
KC Davies 8I Campo 12

Everton
2 - 1(1 - 0)
Watford
A Johnson 14M Arteta (pen) 81

D Francis 89
Bookings:J Beattie 40V Anichebe 90

Bookings:D Shittu 34D Francis 35
Newcastle
2 - 1(1 - 0)
Wigan
S Parker 37S Ameobi 63

L McCulloch 58
Bookings:AM Luque 90

Bookings:E Heskey 7AL Valencia 55
Portsmouth
3 - 0(1 - 0)
Blackburn
S Todorov 25N Kanu 61N Kanu 83

Bookings:M Taylor 10D Stefanovic 45

Bookings:L Neill 26

Sent off:L Neill 64A Todd 90
Reading
3 - 2(2 - 2)
Middlesbrough
D Kitson 42S Sidwell 43L Lita 54

S Downing 10A Yakubu 20
Bookings:S Sidwell 44

Bookings:C Riggott 45F Rochemback 60G Boateng 90
Sheff Utd
1 - 1(0 - 0)
Liverpool
R Hulse 45

R Fowler (pen) 69
Bookings:C Morgan 36

Bookings:ML Sissoko 63J Kromkamp 81
West Ham
3 - 1(0 - 1)
Charlton
B Zamora 51B Zamora 65C Cole 90

D Bent (pen) 14
Bookings:M Harewood 34P Konchesky 64

Bookings:D Traore 22L Young 45

Sent off:D Traore 25




oK, so EPL.. is back... And this is the great Football so called Guru at this blog going thru the last 3 weeks of football action.

For a change, chelsea aint top of the league.. and manchester united have won th eopening 3 games of the season.. which they did last season before they started to lose points at blackburn.man city and Liverpool

So what would i say was the match of the month...
All votes to Middilesbrough v Reading.. what a comeback.....

The season started with Liverpool drawing at Sheffield united.. with then.. readings win..and followed up by an arsena draw....in their new stadium... Ruudless Man u .. win 5-1.. buta lazy second half dispaly saw em score less.. Cheslea as usual.. showed why AT stanford bridge they are untouchable.

Then came the mid week clash.. as Man u continued their form..by beating charlton 3-1.. all goalsin the seocnd half.. while chelsea lost to middlebrough.....

Man u later confirmed that they still can play without ruud ..rooney an scholes.. in a woerd victory against watford.. one of he most stupid display fo a team.. the way they played against watford.. spurs wud easily beat em/when they meet .. in septmeber..

rOONEY and scholes.. set to return against arsenal..Meanwhile drogba has been scoring for chelsea..which is wierd..considefing th efact he aways scores once ina blue moon. Spurs continued their disapointing season... with 2 defeats..so did arsenal... losin to man city..

so ..ashely cole to cheslea..galls to arsenal.. baptista to arsenal..with reyes goin the other way.. the wierd capture of tevrez and macshermao.. to west ham had been the shcok...thoough whats left to be seen.. is what happens next season..

Portsmouth... aston villa and everton have got to perfect starts... and should be nice to watch .. and see.

Looking at relegation battle.. looks like it sgoin to b fit . charlton..boro and sheff united...
but as the moment .. blackburn has spared noone and sits rock bottom.

SO kanu..revival at portsmoth.. I must say.....capbell. kanu ... good buys for portsmouth..now that they have andrew cole as well...experiece do count ..

Liverpool showed how to invest money in good playes..continuing where they left from last season.. borin matches..but collectin all 3 points..which matters.. crouch.. for the top scorer this season... u never know..


So whats left t be seen..come septmber..what happens..
lookig forward to cheslea v liverpool..and man v arsenal..on septmber 17...

Well.. Thats its from me. ..lads..
enjoy ur football..and stay free from drugs...

tada

There I go again

.. Ok.. Life has been good 2 me.

Lol I could not find a better picture than this for the topic


I have always been career typie idiot after i got my Masters degree, Then i found out that ,,, its not big deal...

I mean.. seriosuly ..I had kept myself away from all the fun out ..and now.. I am game for it,..

Till last week,, I was happily single.. till that hour came... gosh... Do I actually belive that I can fall in Love again. I mean..I am going to kill that Pig( and she knows.. ).

But like always the doubt... na.. she can find someone better.. so can I .. But seriosuly .. who cares of looks.. shes got the atitude.. which is cool.. I mean.. I have known many of good looking gals.. who had an IQ less than bush.. so u know how bad that is...

I know.. tomoroow she goin to slaugter me.. tellin me blah..blee... blah..and stuf.. or maybe it mite not even work out.. i dont know.. what canthat relationshp be called.. if it works.. arranged love arranged Marriage..

nnooooooooooooo!!!! I got to think.. i should never try to jump the fence soon..

Anyways ..lets see where it goes..

BUT WILL MARRIAGE LIFE TAKE AWAY FOOTBALL FROM ME..

NIDEEP HELP ME BRO.. ITS TIMES LIKE THIS I NEED U THE MOST..
ADVICE ME OH! WISE MAN.....