Onam... once again..its like a 7 day festival or somethin in terms of that --so called mallu festival..
A true mallu will eat stomach full that day..and get drunk..and cause social and personel problems for others.
Its the time of year.. I feel..another year has passed and would never evenbother 2 turn the Tv on..for u all can see is .. blah blah blah!!!!
U can see females dancing around a bunch of flowers decorated .. god knows why.. maybe they tried to lure lust there .. maybe an indian version of egyptian belle dance, only diffrence indian version of the dance.. the ladies play with their hand... dont get those ideas..now.
And i bet this year like last, there would be a onam party with one of the uncles or my dad itself..dressed as mavalli( the so called King.. i mean.. u can argue.. i told u earlier in kerala we do have this typical kind of names...mavalli... osuephchan....jonnykutty... thrisamma....ponnamma)...would cheat the kids that mavali has come...
Ok.. now people mite argue .. U aint A mallu.. a bloddy faggot NRI.. that talks about all such ...nonsense.. well.. many people dont know. what Onam is meant for.. A king goes underground.(no where close to a hindi villian ..don).and asks for a wish.. to come and see his people once in a year.. ya rite... The condition of Kerala at the moment..he wudnt choose to. (Unless he wants to see shakeela.. well then wont blame..him)
When in Uk, I was forced to accept an Onam invite.. maybe unever know.. find some nice chick.. get married to her..gat uk citizenship.. ya.. in my dreams.. well it was such a bore.. where i saw.. a 16 year old flirtin witha 32 year old friend of mine..not that i felt jealous .. on the afct there was 26 year old standing next to him.. maybe it cud have been that i was showin signs of irritation of my face that said.. boo u bloody twat.. u get anywhere close to me,, I am goin to get shove the banana leave up.. u know where !!!!!
wonder.. maybe that was the only event in uk,,where i didnt see any chinese or rather oriental particpation.. though i dont understand..what idid understand seein the chinese dragon dance..during the chines new year.. the dragon had great moves.. preumse there was orgy goin inside.
So there you are....
So back to festivals.. sO GLObalised these days..
Well another one of the name sake stuff..people find to enjoy..
Watch this space.. more yet to come in the coming days of onam
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