Strange strange world


Its an cheeky world. Just when I decided to talk normal to a gal,, she talks in an accent.. now.. asked.. which school did she study..she claims..an american school.. AND i CUD see the tweety birds flying around my head.

Now where did it all go wrong, Maybe I shud have stuck to the formula of faking the queens english.. which suprisngly I have no clue about. Its time to take tutions from the Majesty herself.

Now the question lies..why did i even call her..lol... dammm.me!

By the way, I took part in a competitve vball match.. though i missed the MAN OF THE MATCH award by just 1000 miles... ( the players will all admit to that ), I now can confidently put vball as a sport in my hobbies list on my CV.

End of another month..damm this year is goin more fast than I thought.

damm work 2nite..so guess more blogs on the way...

""I have been sleeping all my life..............figuring dreams as relaity'"

A fairytale that never ...was


India, a country with lots talked about her,,, a country bonded with endless disliking for other caste, It sad they were ones like me.

Thats where the journey of this so called fairytale finds its origin. Well!!! it so takes its womb to the pillars of BIT, sitaued in the then monumnets of polytical asylum. The story would define, curl and eventually force its fable in th epretext of his words...

""BIT gave me dreams..BIT gave me memories.....

YET I left BIT empty Handed""""

Same to be said of life, I would say.

Ok.. guys.. this is a sexy story coming up.Any resemblance to anyone living or dead or yet to be born..is actual stupidity. I mean.. how can u perverts even think I would do such a thing. I mean.. I hav a thing called Originality.

Names below are adjsusted..and facts adjusted to make me look the nic guy...so dont mind. even if u do..i dont care..its my blog and my story.

So here we go...justto end the prelude......

Someone told me""love is never having to say you are sorry""...and someone told mefairytales.. that ended as a question mark..
( if u guys wondering who the someone is.. screw off.. then whts the point of writing the novell..and yes i forgot to tell u .. i have now turned this novel into a suspense based love story).

She started my life with a HI and ended with ""because of you, I lost time with my friends"""

He at times calls it love, she at times calls it as momentarily mirrage.. platonic... what as it?..( again i am not goin to answer it here.. whats the point of writing the novel.. dudes)

So .. ilost .. it ..here i go again....
Sometimes the reason could be.. ""being his first...""""well we could all satisfy ourselves with such statemenst...english has given us.

Before i begin....let me remind you... tht she wasnt exaclty julia roberts..and he exactly was tom cruise( bt he wud settle for colin farell..if u people dont mind), but they had their story to tell, 2 years was all they got...( bloddy backlogs at college)....Lets look forward.. 2 what gemini and an arian had in common or rather..what they didnt.....


To be continued..
da.. my heads are paining.. i am like lookin at the book and writing..and 2 tierd.. will continue, further with the reviews I get from u ...my fans...

ciao.....

SAMTEL DAYS

Ok, FIRST THINGS IS... AFAILURE NEVER GETS TO GET AJOB THRU CAMPUS ..BUT, samtel made that mistake.. They took me.. never knowing that .. they did the biggest screwup.. thre again.. the company was lookin to doge the tax collectors,,,
there is a sayin..never trust a malayalee by reading Mallu newspapers....same can be said about samtel.... they took me based on the Tech test, which i copied.. or rather did the dice trick..or coin trick.and interview and Gd..which was fun..because i did not know what i talked around there.

So Graduate Engineer Trainee.. later worked in Maint Department..gosh..what a waste of time.. i ruined the companys Balance sheert..workin only 15 days a month..bunkin( thats what u can do..when u make friends with the security.. a high level colloabration)

And though i learned a lot of work..mostly sitin in the canteen..chatin with friends.. or workers.. and pespi all the time.,though the only time i was regular was when they had the football tournament inside..

I did meet such wonderful people there.. and I willremmeber samtel days.. because that was the last time man u won the league.

so what did samtel give me for my CV--Alcohol..cigis....flirting with gals.. free education trips to their factories around India.. though .. didntunderstadn why theyd idntsend me to their factory in Germany.

I was broke during the last stages of working there...and i still owe idea telcom.. ihope they dont sue.. me

well..with Bitains in Noida.. life was cool.. i mean.. oomen..anees.. goyal.. what more do u want .

Samtel gave me the outlook of corporate world..what one can do.. and what one cant do..

Advice.. always make friends with security and Hr.. before u try such stunts.

Gals.. were good.. though unavailable.. I mean u cud find more endangered species like my boss.. than gals..

The company was filled with Bongs...and seriosuly i had to get out from there..

Anyways the hostel was good.. and lavish freedom.. though i got paid 15 k.. dad was there to provide the additional income.. spoilt brat.. I dont think so....

well next stop..Liverpool.. gosh.. that has lot to write.....

Education...do we need em!!!!!

Education..is it actually needed... (spreading some light in education from my example)

Seriously.. do u need that stuff called education. I mean.. ok.. I can understand toppers saying that ..because.. they all Losers....

Then .. there are back benchers who just go to class. to make up the attendance and to ensure the Profs do remmeber them... when they take their Viva.

I mean..when I joined Electronics and communication engineering.. I was like so thrilled.. I knew.. after my 12th..it was all engineering I was interested in. Then .. when i completed the first year after nummerous foundation years.. I found out that Electronics was the main stream I shud be into.. and after the 3rd year. I mean.. it was like.. software is for shites... electronics.. is too dumb. I mean.. by the time the information passes to th eback bencher.. all we get is.. the full stops,because the toppers grab all the informantion.

Then by the final years.. I found that communication is where i stand.. thats my future.. Oh yes.. I can see it now.

But seriously it was only during graduation ceremony I realized that .. the only part I was interested in the electronics and communcaition engineering was the AND in it.. everythin else was just waste of mine and the professors time. I seriosuly feel guilty for wasting the profs time.. but then.. it didnt come free.. bloody i did pay 2.5 grand for wasting his time

Then came Sukesh..My local guardian.. I mean.. if there i s areccord for how many times a guy can fail in aprofs subject .. it was all mine.


I always wanted a statue of me build..in Bit... actualy 3.. One with m carrying the drafter.. 5 times it took me to pass that ..
another .. me holding the the elctronics engineering question paper.. another 5 attempts there..
and another me.. siting in the micro processor lab,.. well just 2 sits for that .


Oh I miss the canteen. I mean.. that was the best time pass we had in our days back at the uni..
It was chicken Mughlai and .. some dish i dont rememeber.. and thums up.. gosh.. and i do miss the reshmi chicken at Hungul.... (even nideep would agree to that )

Well with what gurantee did my folks send me for Masters. I dont know ...maybe it was to fool the tax collectors.. but did manage to get thru with the amount of alcohol.. and stuff.. but the sad part is.. i fared bad in the 3 open book exams we had.. which made me question my copying abilities.

Nostalgic moment .. rite.. its nice to blog em.. maybe my kids can read em.. and cherish that her dad was .. a not a bloody nerd..



so ciao.. to be continued.. if i do recollect any more memories...

tada

Manchester United Fixture for the Season 2006-2007 ( Not included the European, Fa And Carling Cup Fixtures)

Manchester United

Fulham
H
20,AUG

Charlton
A
23,AUG

Watford
A
26,AUG

Spurs
H
9,SEPT

Arsenal
H
17,SEPT

Reading
A
23,SEPT

Newcastle
H
30,SEPT

Wigan
A
14,OCT

Liverpool
H
22,OCT

Bolton
A
28,OCT

Porstmouth
H
4,NOV

Blackburn
A
11,NOV

Sheffield United
A
18,NOV

Chelsea
H
26,NOV

Everton
H
29,NOV

Middlesbourgh
A
2,DEC

Man city
H
9,DEC

West Ham
A
17,DEC

Aston Villa
A
23,DEC


Wigan
H
26,DEC

Reading
H
30,DEC

Newcastle
A
1,JAN

Aston Villa
H
13,JAN

Arsenal
A
20,JAN

Watford
H
31,JAN

Spurs
A
3,FEB

Charlton
H
10,FEB

Fulham
A
24,FEB

Liverpool
A
3,MAR

Bolton
H
17,MAR

Blackburn
H
31,MAR

Portsmouth
A
7,APR

Sheffield United
H
10,APR

Chelsea
A
14,APR

Middlesbrough
H
21,APR

Everton
A
28,APR

Man city
A
5,MAY

West Ham
H
13,MAY

The foundations to the novel ---FAIRYTALE BY THE NAME ME

This story is about a lad, who grew up by the deserts of Luxury.. won people by the heart... lost friends through the Life...

If Luck had saying to who went to heaven.. this perosn would make it hands down.

Yes this is the story of a person ME. This is his lifecylce.. this tells how much he defined love.. how he went through agonies .....matured(..hey its my story..so i can use that word)......and lives today.

This is a poetic description of how funny one can live in this world.. damm.. crap... this sounds so cheeky.. I guess i need to get the book to work. to write the original dialogues.

why am i so freakin bored....


its time for orkuting.....

Life sucks.. but hey.. its fun...

There is a saying by the great YTB artist (YET TO BE) by the name Iminem...

" Life and friends wife Sucks" Dont know how strong it holds true.. but it does convey a meaning...

dammm!!! While the world sleeps.. Immsy works.. Wheres the justice.. I mean.. Look into my eyes...( and dont even think of pokin me.. while u are it..).. u can see how sleepy I am ..

So here i Go....

Gosh.. I am tryin to find somethin sensible to write.. But nothin comes in...( hate that word comes... dont know.. it somewhat reminds me of the sexual meaning)

Actually this blog thing is good.. I mean I can publish my early notions of the novel I am writing..and cud find out ..hows the publics opinion towards it.. Since its an e-world .. I would be spared of the reality critics.

I mean.. I cant believe .. Juniors geting married.someof them have managed to get their wifes preganant as well..quite an effory.. i wud say..
What is the batch of 96 doin.. ok.. Witians.... its quite sad..situation here.

Viney in Autralia huntin for the god knows what or god knows who.. I bet he is fishing sharks there

Saif is engaged.. But u can rest .. u never know what will happen..knowin..saif

Rawat..sadly has turned Gay.. Those merchant navy thugs really did get messy with him.

Hatem... is .. doin the true love thing.. He thinks the gal who was sitin on the next table was actually looking at him.. though he knew she was blind

Kabir... dammm.. He is marketing himself ... south India.. Hopin that the movie sirf tum was based on his story.. so he goin huntin for lost bags

IMMANUEL ..which is me offcourse.. have sacrificed life for manchester united and SATI...( ONLY DIFFRENCE IS that I smoke the fire to death... cigis.. rocks)

and the rest....I have no idea..

Now.. imagine...what kind of person cries after readin Love story 7 times ...why didnt the person cry at the first attempt.

memories.... bachaoooooooooooooooo........Thakur...

Now quite recently I been chatin with a lady.. ya rite.. i know me and opposite sex is like mother theresa..and Hitler.. and its been quite wierd.. I mean.. its like opening a kit kat wafer and finding Aero inside it.

U get the feeling my parents are fed up of me.. they just want me married.. I mean.. its quite suffocatin.. Marriage.. responsibility.. and imagine.. u have to think twice before sex.. ....


absoulte rubbish.. I mean.. I aint a guy who opens blogs to write emotions of the love birds, or why did the Enron fall .. Those are so wordly matters...


I mean.. the person who took his time to read this.. I assume cud be handicaped or in love with me..

i am bored of this topic.. like a true gemini.. I guess I need to write a new blog which says. why u cant make a dogs tail straight.. absoulte nonsense...

The story so far

My Life so far


The story so far seems so appropriate for such a begining. Forgive me for the simple use of the language.. ..( I blame it for the lack of GRE talent)

So, where do i stand now. Born on a beautiful day.. 3rd of June, 1978.. ( 100 years after the birth of Manchester United) and hence travelled 28 years of pure luck and agony for others. Finished my garduation from Birla Institute of Technology ... and Masters from University of Liverpool.. Here I stand working my arse off for meeting 2 ends of life. which is sleep and rest.

Work is great element of suprise.. I mean.. I get paid for writing my blog during work time, and this if caught by the suspisious eye of my team leader, would result in him makin me write his blog..which i believe is serious pain in the arse.. mate...

But I do like my team leader setin up an example..who wudnt.. I mean.. i saw him the other day chatin in broad daylite and downlaoding Piarates of the caribean.,. I mean.. i cudnt ask for a better example..and he did advise me in the end which software to use for downloading( yes i was acting like a innocent sheep .who thought downloading was bad.. and yyou would go to hell for such crimes..dammmm)

My aim in life... to win the booker prize for my upcoming novel.. A fairytale by the name ME..and the Nobel prize for Economics.. for my work on the topic.. Unfair Cry of Money.( and if I do win the nobel.. it would be the first time..romantic topic wins it .. which i suppose should not stand in my way )

God ... such a formal.. intro.. I guess I will stop this topic and start with the gossips and laughters of Life