If Martin Luther can have a dream.. so can I. So who cares. that his dream is more globalized... in rooms..as posters..pencil boxed...tiffin box.. damm.. i cant take the tiffin box thing.
So here I am .. AT work.. Thinking.. where do I see myself in next 5 years.
The usual question u get to answer at the interviews... I mean.. quite a stupid question.. what goes in my mind that time.. is ' I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY GALS WAITIN FOR ME OUTSIRE..AND U ASK ME WHAT I SEE IN 5 YEARS TIME'...TRUST ME I DONT SEE MYSELF WOKRING FOR YOUR COMPANY..
Anyways.. I do ask myself that question this very moment...
and first thing that comes to my eenie meenie head is..
1) Travel around the world.. skip Usa.. Hate that place
2) Get lost....use the maps.. which columbus uses...3) get molested.. raped.. by play boy gals..robbed... and so messed up.
4) Find relatives.. blood line..and make sure they throw me out of homes
5) GET MY vredit card rejected
6) fall in love with a gal..and get dumped as welll..when she comes to find out u havent had a bath since the whole world thing started
7) call up dad in the last moment and tell him.. the above were the reasons.. I didnt want to take u with me.. pleaseeeeeeeeeee... send me some money..
Career wise.. I havent thought much.. the point is .. I cant do world domination and stuff like that .. because its too easy.. I mean.. thats what other people called terrorists do.. I just want to sit down..relax..have a coffee from my hometown called starbucks and watch the gals.. bang someone.. assuming the very thought that the gals..didnt see me!!!!
Reality..:: All i can say is playin and watchin football..
This is what actually happens in the school.. not with any comparissons to Prashants blogg
ok.. its starts of like this.. Niraml.. beeps everyones mobile.. football at 7.. cool.. I wud be like..ok.. cool no problems mate.
Ok..so what time does the match start..7.30ish.. because everyone comes too early..
so team is decided.. and match starts..
ouch!.. fouls here and there.. jaison does his usual training he learnt from Karate Kid..everyone plays.. And I loose my game plan..because there are some lovely gals doin Yoga.. in the Auditorium....and when the gals come out.. I am like.. the next Maradona on court.. making sure.. who cares of the team u playin.. I shud be having the ball in my feet and scoring at the nearest goal to the gals.
Then Binoy comes in with his formalized attire..and thats the time u know the games gonna end...
and I actually kill my time..playing football and work..
I usually go angry.. from home..fo to offive..and wait for my boss.. this is how it goes:::
Boss: Hello Immanuel
Immanuel: Hello Boss( mind says... Hello Fucker.. u slept well ydya.. ANd what did i do..play ping pong with the comp)
Boss: How come u in office.. U are supposed to be sleeping
Immanuel: Ya .. had some work in office AND HAD to meet u and Hr ( Oh god! he actually dreams of me sleeping.. hmm wrong angle)
Boss: Immanuel.. u need to do nite shifts to cover up till we get the people back from vacation
Immanue: sure boss.. no probs..( fucker.. he played the move before me.....)
Boss: thanks immanuel.. u doing well
Immanuel: Thank you ( how did he know.. that ..it was well kept open secret..bastards.. mushy me with those HR lines.. I hate bloddy Hrs...)
WORST IS THE HR
HR: Hello Immanuel, hows is your work
Imms: goin on.. no complaints
HR: SIGN IN HERE ,.THERE.. blah blah..and then the bonus stuff.. discussions
Imms: ok ok ok ok ok...but....
HR.....: SHUNNU ( ARABIC)
Imms: Nothin..end of topic
(Why dosent he understand english)
Blogss: Moto pays me for this.... lol.. thats the morale of the story.
I think i SHUD mAKE A ' i have a dream speech for mallus"""cool...let me do it :::
I HAVE A DREAM by Immsy
( situation: standing by the kerala famous coffee house.. Indian coffee house..in front of the many small kids.. aged 7 and 8...looking with pride and anticpation.. to Immsy)
( on the side.. there are free lollipos and teddy bears for evry free participant)
I am happy to join with you (since u have no other choice) today in what will go down in this Blogg as the greatest demonstration for Thonivasam ( in english called fuckup) in the history of our state.
28 score years ago, a great mallu was born( which is irrelevant..but .. just to remind u guys I am 28..and still single), in whose symbolic shadow we stand today(ya since me facing the sun.. u guys get the shadow part of me.. Lucky fools), read this Blogg .
This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Mosquities( who outnumber the people in Kerala)who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice( damm those mosquito coils and good nite repellants). It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.(seriosuly night in kerla is long.. with no power supply and .. mosquitoes playin music on ur ears..)
But one hundred years later, the Mallus still inot free. One hundred years later, the life of a Mallu is still sadly crippled by the busty shakeela and the blood sucked. One hundred yearslater, the Mallus lives on a lonely land of proms and local toddy.
One hundred years later, the Mallus still languishing in the corners of YMCA and YWCA society and finds himself STILL SINGLE. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.( KASHTAM)
In a sense we have come to Keralas capital to cash a check which wud defintely bounce. When the alcoholics of kerala ruled, they were signing a promissory note to which every Mallu was considerred. This note was a promise that all men, yes, mallu men as well as mallu women, would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of alcohol, fish, and the pursuit of unemployment through trade unions.
It is obvious today thatKerala has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of gender are concerned.
Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, Kerala has given the mallu people a bad Chief Minister, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."
But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt ( actually its more than corrupt..). We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this State.( please pinch me..s o i know i am not dreamin.. while i say this)
So we have come to cash this check -- a check that will pay off this bill that costed me to speak in front of you .( electricity bill)
We have also come to this hallowed spot( guys ..stop..its not yet halloween) to remind Kerala of the fierce urgency of now( guys the toilet is that way ).
Seriosuly I CANT continue.. its 2 much..did he get killed after he said this speech.. because i seriously cant blame the person who did taht .. I mean.. how long can one .. stand patience.. I mean.. ITS easy for a perosn to talk..
gosh.. anyways.. thank GOD i wasnt one of them...
Lal Salam.. Friends
