I know.. most of you guys wud be thinking ..who the Pig is.. .. And you did ask me couple of times.... Well, let me clarify my point.. she or he aint my love ........not that i am tellin u .. i am gay .. or straight.. but to be true.. pig is the donkey EEYMORE....Its a ficional character....
a person whom i take my frustrations off... kinda..
Ok.. one of my seniors getin married..so hell yo!! that brings me to the marriage topic..all over gain.. the gossips..and fun .. around it...
So there u are.. there are 3 types of marriages.. in so called mallu land
case1:::: where the parenst arrange the stuff.. or rather shit.. guy..and gal chats.. play around with orkut.. pass on the panty and underwear size and meet up in the local gals house.The gal.. who hasnt wore a saree.. wears one.. and goes to meet the guyw ith coffeee.. ( the guy hopes for a rain sequence inside the house.. but alas..... )... so then she drops the coffee...( due to inexperience with saree and stuff..).. and falls on the guys bro.. and the coffee on the grooms lap..so there u go.. he goe sto change.. and they have sex in the toilet.. and kids..family... there u go!!!!!
Case 2:: The guy and gal falls in love.. they even do cross dressing.. and stuff... and the folks agree... and they met up in some coffee shop.. and gal pays.. This time around.. the waiter drops the coffee on to the gals..lap..and the gal goes to change.. the groom follows..so does the waiter...Inthe end..sex again.. family and kids.. and .. there u go.......But the question is who's kid is it ---waiter of groom??
Case 3:: The guy and gal runs from home.. because of problems in family ..andthis time around the reguster marriage officer buys em coffee..and he drops the coffee on both the bride and groom..so they go to change..and the register officer follows em.. in the end u have threesome..and family and kids.. whose kid is anyway.....???..And here there is one more thing.. no cross dressing..or stuff..my the register officer is a BIsexual.
In case one.. if u consider the brother has no role.. then we can tell the kid is ..thegrooms.. reason why folks go for arranged marriages!!!
How logical.. rite!!!
Am at work.. no mood..friday and feelin so sloppy!!!!!
I just want t0 burn everythin here..make it hot and smoky and then do the rain dance... for the fire alram to push the sprinker system..atleast my rain dance does make rain appear in artifical areas..
Ramadan willstart in a week or so..and i know for sure..as the only christaian around.. I am goin to be pushed here and there!!!!
Was thinkin what does a guy and gal do ..when they met for the first time.. that 2 in the gals house..for the matrimony thingy..
The guy beinga frustrated cheap skate wud be definetly .. calcualting the size of her boobs.. how low is her waist.. and such crazy but wicked stuff.. the gal..wud be lookin at how big is the wallet..another reason to check the guys arse..and wud be imagining how wud the celing look while she is at bed with him.. I mean.. what else can u say..for guys meeting gals for the first time.. I mean.. imagine.. !!!!
Please the author of this blog is totally Insane..and one shudnt take abuse of his words..for he himself..wud find himself being in Case 1 of the discussion!!!!!!and times runing out on him,.. sooner or later the Pig will Haunt this devil down..
Now ... the question is why wud anyone want to get married..?? ..so that the gal brings in additional income to family...dammm...thats bad.. I am happy the way I am ...and have no desire in exchanging the sizes of ones personal clothing....
The problems with Pig these days.. is that I am actually belivein that I am fallin in love.. which is a issue i need 2 address myself.. I cant fall in love..not again.because i dont have feelins and football is all that i got .. and hate the part responsilities and how does one manage to see the same person all ur life..pig is fat..me thin( call me ant)..andplease guys..dont even think of anythin sexual between a pig and an ant.. I mean thinking that way is a SIN...But the problem here is.. I need someone to fuck it up..
The question is wud one go for quality or quantity???
I am now more than confused!!!!!
Talking about confusion?? my boss makes sure he teaches me somethin new every other day .. and that confuses more .. I mean.. is he tryin out somethin there... ( though his political views of marriageis like convincing..but being gay.. hmmmmmmm is the last thing i expect from him )
cool.. come this june.. I turn 29....which is like.. 11 years close to 40.. damm.. i just went for this uncles 60th bday ..and iwas like.. thinkin ..damm me ..turning 6o...wud be the last thing I want.. I need death faster.. ..and want to die in the laptop of some play gal.. what a way to end life..!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANywas.. Guess thats it from me for now... hopefully i shud get out of this pissed feeling sooner or later.. have like 6 more hours to go......
God bless me!!!!
ciao
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