There you go. Another night, another story added to my Blog…And since I am in more of a confused state, I have mixed every single thought of mines in one Subject.
Thought 2007 would be good, in terms that in a year from now would be the European Championships, and I guess the cricket world cup is also somewhere close, but do not know when, who cares.
So, what can I say, batch mates of mine getting tied, dashing hopes that someone would stick on to bachelorhood.
These days, there isn’t much to write about, But then.. lets add a philosophical touch, These days,, people love to give advices, talk about things that don’t mean anything.
Ok, so where was I?
There is a guy, whom I know. We been friends, no longer anymore. He does not even know me anymore. These were the words of one of my ex-gfs…Immanuel, you live in a fairytale land. Well, never could agree on that, but these days, yes,, I do agree, for the simple fact that I am always sleeping, which gives me the right to dream.
Ok, About this guy. He was a nice pal, less egoistic and nice. Career was never his agenda. He would fall in love with any gal he saw. And yes., Studies was his prime areas, he would make it a point that he learned the subject well, even if he needed to resit that paper..more than 3 times. Quite lately, He does not know… anyone. He lives in his world, where money and career comes first. He puts them above any relationship, and to succeed, he will go that extra mile. The only good thing about him, is that he never goes the wrong way to achieve the right thing.
Such is his life story. From the pillars of defeats, where he arose. From the hands of Suicide, he almost attempted, he arose to what he is today. Though the lack of acknowledgement he shows to other, should be accepted. He build himself from voices of defeat. Though he does not know me anymore, he lived in me.
So then, just the other day.. a friend of mine who falls in the category of Places in India,, That I hate… scraped me advinsing me on Spell Check..Lol…. If there were boundaries like that in my blog, I would not be writing anything…
So where was I,.. Yes… Now.. I have been manipulating the differences between love and Aranged Marriage. Love is kinda fun..dont u think,,, and arranged Marriage is kinda serious..since its plays its game on u for the rest of your life.. And.. Can not mix love and arranged marriage… Since when did Fun become serious.. being serious in fun..is totally no no.. …
So, I guess, India beckons me.. and this time, I would be like traveling from the north to the south.. making a point to meet up with schedules, that my folks penned down.
And then..hopefully in between I would be slaughtered in alcohol..which I definitely plan to do… .. Its because of people like me, duty free shops all over the world Survive.
And now, I am like losing it. I mean..whats the fuss of an Omega watch..See no difference wearing a swatch and an omega.. Yes.. definitely would do good if I am in a chase or in an action sequence with cameras all focused on my wrist.. rather than the blood sworn on my face.. ( By the way, that’s Omega Sea Master..if u were wondering which one was it ). Though I do have my eyes on Rail master.. but the only problem is that is my wrist is 2 small for that huge stuff..,
So, I guess… That’s one part of Life. Actually Hopefully by this year. Middle.. forget the middle part.. I see myself getting tied of.. my May.. and can see me fflying with my wife, to the trainings in Uk.. which sounds so sad.. where do I get the space of flirting with the BARTENDER,( who would be a lady.. if u thinking elsewise).and ..threesome is something that I don’t indulge.. and but then.. now that makes me wanna think..
And , I can see many good things happening..Like Manchester winning the title after 4 years of barren spell.. well we did have the Fa Cup and the Carling Cup.. But the elite Trophy Is missing. And that did not help, by losing to Arsenal..When we had the chance to lead by 9 points. we fall.. But then..Hope it’s a warning for em.
I been thinking, what should I actually ask that gal… Maybe asking if she in Orkut or her mail id.. is not a such good move.. Hmm.. Maybe I should start of by asking..SO whats ur bank balance..lol!!1 na!!! something catchy.. Maybe something like.. DO you watch football..wow.. that’s agreat one.. SHud start with that .. I knew. It.. I am a genius.
So the year has started.. well what a waste.. its like end of Jan..so fast..2 marriages over..and Salary time. Weird.. WAS looking at the marriages.. and was certain of my thoughts.
It went something like this::::L goin with the same assumption..that gal in each the case is DUmb
1) Not so Good Guy.. Likes .. And infact married a Gal.. who is ok.. FAIR.. and boobies.. and stuff..with no basic good education..some diploma course.. and family background.. not so so.. SO there the scoreline read as
SEX 2 vs Commonsense 0
2) Ok.. good guys marries the gal of the same description above..
Sex 1 vs Commonsense 0
3) ok..an intelligent guy marries the gal of the same description above
Sex 1 Vs Commonsense 2
4) a Noraml guy.. marries a gal with masters degree.. good family background..and average looking
Sex 0 V Commonsense 3
5) an intercaste marriage
Non existent scoreline.. Match cancelled due to Foggy conditions
In most of the case, I assume the guy has something decent like a adecent job.good family background..and stuff…
Its quite weird because, if you go around asking..
Immanuel: Hey..so u getin married.. Congrats
X: Thanks..dude
Immanuel: SO where the gal from?
X: Dubai
Immanuel: Great..what does she do?
X: I do not know..somethin software
Immanuel.: (Hmmm.. I am not surprised..everyone is in that field..)..so does she have a name…
X:… Ya..she does..will get back to u on that
Immanuel: Huh!!!
X: actually she does have a name.. Y… but do not know her full name
Immanuel: Are you sure you the one who is marrying her?
X: Why do u ask.?
Immanuel: Just like that ..( I bet he went after scaning her photo..editing it in photoshop..puting it in some pornographic pic..and that’s how he made his mind)
X:..she got the looks man!! So who cares of the job and stuff
Immanuel: Ya rite.. U the man..
X: Got to go man!!
Immanuel: What happened
X: Chat time. We chat everyday…..
Immanuel: Bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carry on..SPARE ME…
X: She got friends..u want me to hook u up..
Immanuel:..Does that come with the software industry she works with
X: Fuck you…
Immnauel.: .. lol
Absoulte rubbish… mate.. What say !! I totally agree with me!!
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