What Makes a human being a Mallu ????????

Millions of people.. mostly NRI's.. have asked that question.. .. Have they found their answer.. Dont Know... ?

Have I ?.. check it out...

Bengalis and mallus have a common enemey.. fish craze... Politics and wierd sense of stupid dressing that comes with moosh and plump females.

But then lets not talk about Bengalis.. not that I have this outdated thing against them.. But just for the sake.. that I would not like to go waste my time there .

So Mallus....Malayalees... Keralaites... Gods Own country.... Wow..!.. Its already geting exciting.Isnt it.

Down south.. Kerala..Hometown..is there this speices comes into play..lol... I know I am one of em.. but hey .. guys and gals..dont take this to your heart..

They dressing is in the same code.. they wear curtains tied to their waist..some of em call them door mats.. but inkerala they call it mu(u)nd, and over that to cover their chest. usually nothing.. though beinga orthodox place.. ladies usually wear blouse.. and a towel that runs from the wasit to cover it ... u can call it the mallu version of A binkin..where a gal walks around the beach with a swimsuit and towel....( the indian vrion is the same..think of the gal in the swimsuit and try censoring it with any shade of color..and u get the indian country gal.. picture.. ).. I have attached a decent snap of a traditional mallu gal.. hey dont blame me.. i didntget the tim eto find TRADITIONAL ORIGINAL one..and trust me friends..it aint from any matrimonial site.. try checkin on google images. Well.. ok the snap attached is about a gal.. before she gets addicted to tv serials..crying and weeping..lots of onam food... lots of gold and more important unmarried.. Because usually after marriages..its like a competition who snores the max.. and whos bellys are big enuf..why do u think.. they used to get preganant more often( back in the 40 and 5os... a malu gal usued to average..6 babies.. guwss she spend most of her time in the hospital or carrying load..)



The rich peopl.. well.. u can see that on the playboy image i hae stuck along with this blog. Men are charactersied with traist like thick Moustache.. fat belly... snoring at nite ... and usually a beedi( indian cigar) and definetly a shorts under their curtians.

Well these places.. the people wh act as role model are the Mohan lals, Mammootys.. what not..film rules such people.. though th eliteracy rate is near to cent percent..employment is like an endangered species there.

Well lets not talk about the political and economical issues.. bcause if i did .. I would be siting in the chief ministers chair..

So then assigning ourselves back into the tabooo.....

Whats the bst occupation of mallus in our mallu land.. lets forget for the time being ..how educated they are.

Ok.. one they usually farmers.. trying to make their living
well u can find rubber estates as well. .and these days rubber has picked up hugely.
then there are coir people.. making doormats among many for world over...
then yes the shakeela industry..which has come down. due to the amount of nris goin abroad
then there are politicains and their henchmen..
then comes people who have no work.. trying to cause strikes and make working people have their share of fun


But then who cares...
the other states are not saints....

dammm this topic is so borin.. me outta here...