What does age got to do with geting married?

Somewhere ... sometime..1978.. I was born.. Little did I know that I have to get married one day.

Ok movie fanatics.. mite go with the sayin.. I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU.. i WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU... Now .. how sad can one be.. if he or she has to think about it..

I mean.. a few old young guys did get togther and had a chat... me being involved.. The point of discussion invariably turned into marriage.. and our concerns were not on the basis of how one would cope life with responisbilities and duties.. but were more concerend of the fact..what would happen to the porn industry if people like us did get married.

Well.....guys did come up with suggestions saying.. spend honeymoon in thailand or maybe some exotic place.. And i was like.. dude.!!! marriage is suuposed to spend time with the new inmate.. lol.. and if one goes to places like those.. who gets time to spend with wives.. i mean.. there would be other gals around...

So it comes.... to a point where one can see no turning back.. unless..one marries on the point of Kabhie alvida na kehna.. story line..

ok..so my folks..did put the advert on Malyalam Manoroma.. seriosuly .. i didnt go thru it. but i heard that all the adverts placed come with the header.. BOY WORKING IN A MNC.. i mean.. if aguy works in a local company abroad.. lets call a sandwhich cover shop.. that does not mean MNC.. unless they have chANGED MNC meaning to MATRIMONIAL NATIONAL COMPANY..

IT SUCKS..

I mean I fmy parents were creative.. they would have used the term fortune 500 company.. but then.. its funnyhow mallus think... they would think fortune 5oo would be some money minting bank..and would like shower their responses 2 the advert.

and then they ask for an educated.. well behaved.. froma good family ..beautiful gal.. damm.. if this is the case.. i pity malaika.. ( the actress who goes around.. showing how deap is her cleavage and rying to kiss everyone who has lips next to cheeks.... )..,,

Lol.. But though irritaed.. I loved the part where my dad pushes me to take photos at studios around Kuwiat..and when he does that .. i ACT AS amjad khan in sholay.. I bet my rudeness would have affected the photographers ego.

So did i find anyone.. intresting question...I did go thru the responses from the advert.. waht a waste of money.. I mean.. I cud spend that money on alcohol.. and alcohol..lol...

So why the hurry.. I mean i just turned 28.. 2 months back.. And i AM not old.. though i did find a white hair .. the other day..and i was shocked... """I was like..someone painted my hair while i was sleeping""

Now my folks want me to go to india for a day or 2 and check a gal.. which i think is cool.. but the problem dosent end there..I mean.. i have to meet my relatives.. and seriously .. meeting them.... i get the same expression JERRY gets when he/she sees Tom.. holding a gun.

Ok people say.. u have to get married.. so that uhave someone to help u in your old age..seriosuly i haven thought tht far.. And i bet my folks have thought ... of names for my kids.. and even their education..andeven th ekids marraige.. which is not to b blamed.. its just conservative malayalee tradition...... which follows.. the statemnet..get hooked and cooked

Funny.. i have a couple of friends.. so i WENT on an interview.. just to see what they had in mind for their wud be.. just to get some points..so i cud plagarise their opinions..lol

ok.. Friend 1 said..he wanted his wife to enjoy movies as he did.. and kinda eat out.. and become as fat as him.. ( and what went in my mind is like. .......he needs a punjabi....seriosuly...he defintely wud get such a gal.. just marry a gal from some village...)

Friend number 2.. said he wanted a traitional wife.. no modern dresses.. and homely and kinda ..blah blah blah!!! .. oK there u go.. I was like he can wear those undies beckham endorses..and still wud like to see his wife.. in saree..and stuff.. I mean..dude u are western educated.. i bet the whites had been bad with him...damm.. aitutudes.. I mean.. anyways.. never liked him.. he was fat and stupid..

Friend number..3 ..i liked.. lol.. he said.. he wnats lotsof money..dontc are of the gal.she shud be beautiful and stuff.. and i was like.. wow@@ this guy is intelligent..what if he married a dumb gal who spent th emoney he got thru her.. fair enuf.. I mean.. seriosuly are mallus goin down the drain.

eventually i came up with a summary of all the ideas and decided.. that ........ keep away from them..or never invite these people to wife swapping parties...

anyways.. as the discussion came to an end.. friends dispersed and i wasstill thinkin.. what did we actually talk.. were they all worth discussin.. I mean. its all so .. chesssy..no unrealiastic

I mean.. arranged marraiges are cool. according to m.e...its kinda sense of adventure.. i mean.. kinda safari trip ...u travel places..

Seriosuly i came 2 a conclusio..keep no expectations.. it alldepends on ur luck and fate.. u mite end up in good arms or bad arms..

So forget.. go check out gals.. enjoy the food.. talk about football..if u want the gal to be uninterested..

I need to get a dummies edition of MARRIAGE AND ITS DEMONS, they would have solutions to my answers

Anyways thats how life goes.. u just have to move on with it...

tada........